South Park'ın film versiyonundan (Bigger&Longer..) bir şarkı. Cartman tam anlamıyla döktürmektedir. Sitede ses dosyası da mevcuttur ancak şarkıdan videosuz tam anlamıyla zevk alınamaz. Tam sözleri de şöyledir (cp):
weeellllll
kyle mom s a bitch
shes a big fat bitch
shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
shes a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
shes a bitch through all the boys and girls
monday shes a bitch on tuesday shes a bitch
wednesday to saturday shes a bitch
then on sunday just to be different
shes a super king kamayamayabeyatch
have you ever met my friend kyles mom
shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
shes a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
shes a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
shes a stupid bitch
kyles moms a bitch
and shes just a dirty bitch
kyles mom is a bitch
yeah